NekoCreations

i found this really cool website with all sorts of that cute onion ;D!! http://www.onion-club.net/avatars.php?month=1

So i was texting my friend tommy and he sent me a joke to my email: I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute," s

Oh mi god!!! This is a really weird and perverted and funny inside joke!!! Okay my auntie was over and I was talking to my friend on the phone, and my auntie has a very nasty mind. (Has anyone played the board game dirty minds? Its the only best board game on the world!!! Same with taboo) my friend said he likes sandwich with lots of mayo. And wieners with mayo. And to my auntie, it was funny cause every time I talk to my friend on the phone, it literally sounds like he was.... Ahem... *cough masturbating cough* and she was laughing really heard too. She thought he was gay also. Then she joked that we should get him a .... *cough vibrator co